Posted by ilkay On August - 15 - 20095 COMMENTS

Uncle Archy (Mark Strong) is explaining How to Slap a Man.

Archy: Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question like that again, see Danny there? He’s gonna slap you.
Bandy: Sorry Arch, I was, I was just trying to use initiative.
Archy: Danny, slap him.
[Danny slaps Bandy]
Archy: With the right Danny, properly.
[Danny slaps Bandy]
Archy: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand.
Danny: What is this, a tennis match, Arch?
Archy: If a slap don’t work, you cut ‘em or you pay ‘em, but you keep your receipts, cos this ain’t the Mafia.

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